h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

was evil and cunning

in what way do you mean evil and cunning

mehsheblehmeh?

Meh? sheh beh? *ignores TB*
*looks at sardine*
*points at TB randomer*

*mehshebehselelear?*

Arrrgh, *bangs on door* let me out, I'm trapped in here with a nutter who thinks he's alan partridge, and a crazy woman

SHE TB, fluffysardine is a SHE

*chucks TB out door and locks him out*

*waves*

Goodbyeeeeeeee!

ok, she then, Gender non-specific names should be banned, actually I thought she was a she, but for some reason changed my mind

*looks out the window at TB and wonders what hes miming at her*

*ignores it like any good irritating women should and continues to chat to sardine, who seems to be talking about Alan partridge*

*comments on Alans caravan*

*shouts through the keyhole*

I love you Dr Johnson and I want to have your babies!

(what???????)

*releases hounds to chase TB out of the grounds*

Aww, look at the cute little puppy dogs

*pets the spaniel which is looking for somewhere to bury a calender/mobile/plate, pick one*

why do we have to know if we are he's or she's?
does it make a difference?
obviously situations like that are an exception but just call me plain old olie.

( Oh THats it, i thought i recognised it)

*sound proofs doors and windows in an attempt to keep TB out*

*wonders why he wont go away*

so how you been sardine?

pretty good
been bored today
you all right?
hows holidays going?
chants in head 'must call vicki, must call vicki....'

fine, I'll go

one of us, one of us!

*manic laugh*

*secures door against TB suspicously

*psst, we must plot to keep him out Oli!*

allll riiight...
*looks like she is plotting but is actually eating cereal*

*does the same, but keeps an eye on TB*

ahhhhh cunning vicki
who was that fine fellow? (or fellowess)

That fellow (who is anything but fine) is just a beastly stalker of mine *sniff*