h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now that hootoo is saved, the turnips can come out of protective hibernation and have they're own area of the Fools Guild to roam freely in.

Remember to lock the outbuilding where their main food supply is kept - whitewash, otherwise they'll get too fat.


DON'T say the word "paxo" you don't want to get them angry and that's an health warning to you also.
It is also advisable to stay behind the safety fence unless trained in the upkeep of turnips

awww how sweet...

you were the one who brought the turnips into being
and now! they are immortalised within the hallowed grounds of the Fools Guild

well I had to do something as a fool!
prithee nuncle

so true! and a truly Fools Guild gesture

well I didn't expect whitewashed turnips to catch on quite so well

1 - you ain't lived then
2 - I know genius when I see it
3 - and I'm chuffed that Joe C handed the Fools Guild over to me, or it might might not have survived otherwise and then the turnips wouldn't be here

I'm glad that he did too

there's only you, Kat and me. Kat's great in the Sheeps roomand your a master with the turnips

well I'm an old hand at this game
it's because of the assassins this place got set up i think


It's a shame Joe couldn't stick aroumd, but I'm glad you took the helm

I didn't know him all that longwhen I'd joined hootoo and for him to pass it over, I was chuffed
so I don't know why he packed in, hopefully though work and not an health problem

I'm sure he had his reasons
he's one of the two friends off here that came to my wedding

but before we start to reminisce too much
I think you need a new bucket of whitewash

some on orderfound a new stockist, better quality

Ah all right, well I'm currently breeding some radishes that drink pottery glaze, but only lead free

saves pouring the waste down the drain

A2080054

Turnip quarters now added to joining thread

Yay

the new batch's of whitewash has a small amount of custard powder addednot for the taste, but they go for the colour

well that will be interesting,

it makes sure there's no wastage