h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As usual Bonnie remembered I told her I would take her out for breakfast this morning. When she reminded me; I reminded her that she has to shower first. She went down in the basement and came back a little bit later. When I went down there her dirty panties were setting on a stack of clean towels. I didn't think to check to see if there were signs she actually showered. But I think she may not have. For one thing she washed her hair in the sink. She would normally do that in the shower. Another clue is she normally puts a towel on the high chair to sit on and there was no towel. I did take a sniff and didn't notice the acrid underarm smell, so, maybe she did and here patterns are changing.

While we were at a restaurant she tried to go get a place to sit. I had to bring her back several times. I explained to her we have to wait our turn that there are people ahead of us. She got a very angry expression each time I stopped her. I am going to have to make sure we don't go into a place if we have a wait.