h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The internet is a place unlike any other. It is composed of 0's and 1's. When you add these 0's and 1's together, you get 010010101. But when these things called computer interpret them, it comes out differently. The internet is all 0's and 1's. These little 0's and 1's control everything we do, and know just when and how we do it. They are capable of anything, and on the internet, they live. The 1's are the worst of all, b/c they seep through the fingers and attack the brain directly through the nerves. The 0's, go into your eyes and start to slowly eat them away. The only way to kill these pest is in their own turf, the Internet. Please, assemble a strike force now! Its earth's (A small little place in the milky way, next to M&M's and Mars) only hope! They are.....ahhh.....no!00101010101001010100001101010010100010101010101001001010101010010101000011010100101000101010101010011111000101110010100000101010010101

I AM THE BINARY!
1011111010101010101010101000101:13725252505:5F555545
2:8:16

(work it out)
---g00ch1eboy 110010101100100