h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i missed halloween and bonfire night

i was too busy being ill

Don't worry Helen,there's always Xmas,not long now hahahahhaha PANIC !!!! xxxx

every year i say the same thing....

i want it delayed till february

Hahahahahhahahhaha and every year I say,I'm starting the Xmas shopping in October !!! hahahahahhahahaha I'm going in for the kill again this year Helen.Xmas Eve JUST BEFORE the shops close for the holiday hahahahhahaha xxx

you probably have the best idea

Now i don't know who hide's the fastest when christmas get's spoke about scotch people or turkeys lol the turkey run's to save his poor life while us scotch run because christmas mean's spending money .

if things go as they say.. we wont be getting any turkey

we will have to have fish fingers

Well personally,I think the Scots JUST have the edge Spooky hahahahhahahhahaha Hope your both OK Love Pinky xxx

we wont be having fish fingers. i bought a turkey

i thought i better get it now, just in case there is a shortage. hopefully a few weeks in my frezer will kill any birdflu thingies