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Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female
shifty Started conversation Feb 3, 2004
Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female
skeleton?
A: He knows it's a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.
Q: What did the right nut say to the left nut?
A: The guy in the middle of us is a dick.
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look! Donut Seeds!
Q. What kind of horse has an asshole halfway up its back?
A. A Police horse
Q. What is worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. "Being fingered by Captain Hook."
Q:Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A:Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
*What's the difference between a golf ball and woman's G-spot?
A man will look 20 minutes for a golf ball.
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me!
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?
A: Nothing, they've never met.
Q What is the speed limit for sex?
A. 68, at 69 you have to turn around!
Q. What did one boob say to the other boob?
A. If we don't get some support soon, we'll both be nuts!
Q: What did the tampon say to the condom?"
A: "If you break, we are both unemployed!"
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because his horn doesn't work!
Q: Why do girls put on black panties?
A: In memory of those, who have been there!
Q: What did the floor say to the christmas tree?
A: I can see your balls!!!!!!!!
Q: Why do girls talk so much and guys think so much?
A: Girls have two pairs of lips and guys have two heads!
Q: Why was Adam the happiest man ever lived?
A: Because he was the only man without a mother-in-law.
Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female
Evoot - Back in Black!! Posted Feb 3, 2004
heeee heeee heeeeee heee he lol
Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female
shifty Posted Feb 4, 2004
lol u like that one girls lol i love a laugh have any jokes etc 
Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female
Evoot - Back in Black!! Posted Feb 4, 2004
me? sadly no, im sure i do know sum but cant membember em...
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