h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Eris made me do it!

eRIS never forced anyone to do anything in her life - she only gives you amusing toys to watch you cat around with them on the floor... it's all for the nookie.

hear, heater! The only rule is ... unless you make em yourself...

There be the rule of none, as all are one, may that be reflected in all lack of action effective remedially

Re-write the immanitizing self-hate systems to effectualize an abnormal unamount of a non-accurate stasis.

Non-accurate stasis? Isn't that rather like enforced anarchy? Or Chaotic Discipline?

Yours in service to the unserviceable,
Eris
Chairperson of the first Multi-Dimensional Roundtable of Ouroborotic Wisdom and Reprogramming

A non-accurate stasis is a stasis of indeterminate length. Which is to say, you don't know when it will end, like life.... itself! Sorry, I watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show too much... or not enough... that much is flexable. Enforced anarchy is a state which can exist, but only in stable forms... For example, the bedroom floor, is a state of enforced anarchy, due entirely to it's not having a choice as to it's state of chaos, but rather having another's anarchy "enforced" as it were, on it self. Chaos discipline,... what an interesting concept... but not a practicable reality, because the discipline simply isn't something that can wax and wane, hence "discipline". Speaking of which, how does one go about making "disciplinary action"? I could see it as a "controlled action", and not subject to change, but the purpose of the action is to make a change, not nessasarily to control it.

Whew! Did you breath between sentences? That was excellent, beautiful, and played in most disonant harmony - I bow and kiss the golden tips of your toes - may I bathe you in jello sire?

Only if the jello is green, but maybe if it is yellow, pleases Eris to be honored so, and isn't the Eleventeenth of a March hare, on the cuspidor of a Aquilian sign, on the other hand, I did indeed breathe between that, so maybe my toe tips aren't golden after all,... but that sure feels nice, so I suppose that's the nookie quotent of this HTMLified trip, of course the trip never ends, unless all power in the world dies at once, which could and has and will happen, but not for a really long time, i really should get some sleep, it's been 2 days now, but i'm all right, really, ....

What? Psychotic episode, me worry? The goddess will be arriving at http://www.home.bitchgoddess.com/eris shortly.

I like what I see so far... eris is a kind bitch goddess

she may be metaphorically challenged, but Kali knows you can't have the kind until you remove the rind.....