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Yorkshireman 51260

Oh dear - this is rather like being desperate to go for a pee, but you can't because people are watching. You know you want to get something out, but it just won't come. 

So, this is today, is it ? Hmmm... I wonder where the instructions are ? I think it's terribly unfair of the universe to dump you right at the start of a new day every 24 hours without at least a User Guide to help you. Typical. Well, what can you expect from something this old. Maybe the planet should consider upgrading to the latest revision of Universe.

Ho Hum. Better get on with it, and then start to consider further entries in the pub later.
 


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