h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have decided there is no god,only the lord and the lady which is why i turn to wicca,grteat religion shame about all those extra holidays you have to remember though,actually no,i will have my own religion,i choose to believe in the lord and the lady however i do not wish to believe in everything every religion says about them,after all every religion is just another path to god......and yet there is so much fighting between religions,and unnescesarily......i have been in trouble for revealing the secret of christianity and proving that is fake (most of it) and not because the views have been changed by different people over the years,but actually because of the change in the bible from the olden days when god supposedly hated witches but then he says may witches burn in hell (or something similar) then they go off and in about 1500s the chrch of england were upset that other religions were new found and dcided to make some more people up.

(so now it is known christianity was the first and now biggest religion)