h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 
I was right, the other night. After going back to sleep, with the less-agitated eye, I had no more problems with nightmares. I slept like a baby. It seems it was the physical discomfort which gave me the horrors in the middle of the night.

I slept really well last night, too. I went out to Appleby's with my cousins- where we ate all you can eat ribs and I drank a couple of glasses of White Zinfandel while they partook of brew in excess. It was rather plesant to get out and about, fun to do every now and again.

We're supposed to go skydiving sometime- they were talking about today, but I don't think it's gonna happen today. I think the brew was talking in 'em.

I've been wanting to sky-dive for a while now- I guess you could say I'm the one who put the bee in their bonnet. Of course, I got my hankering from my friend Dwight, who was airborne when he was in the army and developed a taste for it there. Dwight still has a chute, and jumps every once in awhile to this day. Dwight is also one of the most (3rd most) published poets in this state.

I asked what happened to the golf game, and Todd wants to jump out of a plane, then go play golf. O.K., it works for me...

Heighdy-ho!

I'm glad you slept well, for that'll be something you can look back to with nostalgia when you see my "worrying" entry on the Word Of The Day page.

http://www.h2g2.com/A142147

Hah! My Total World Domination can't be far away now.

We'll a little corprolalia wouldn't worry me, my good sir! Why, Uncle Artie had corprolalia to such an extreme that he was unfit for human company! The only time we ever went to church was when Uncle Artie came by... Ah, those were the days!

Did you get the idea from the "potty mouth" thread? Isn't that what coprolalia translates literally as? Or would that be "potty tongue"? Hrrmmmm...

Well actually, my word was "anthropophagous".

But "coprolalia" is a good one too.

Eating people. You know, of course, that I was just talking s**t...

da Baron

Well, I'd rather eat people than s**t.

- Rep
mind where you put that gizzard!

I'm not much of a coprophage either. However, I can think of quite a few "people" I'd like to feed a huge pile of shit to.

da Baron
Mind where you drop that turd!