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Terranic Army Started conversation Dec 1, 2003
Got a joke? Tell tell tell right here, a place for lots of fun moments!
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 7, 2003
why is michael jackson so skinny?
he orders off the child's menu! 
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AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 9, 2003
A man walked into a bar and said ouch.
How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1.
How long can I go with these before you beat the crap outta me?
1.
1 what? parsec? millisecond? gram? astronomical unit?
>You better hope you can go as far as possible because when I looking you're going to want to be as far away as possible!
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Yuvi Posted Feb 29, 2004
Yo mamas' fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
Zoink!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 10, 2004
German V-joke from Monty Python (I think): Four peanuts were walking down the road.
And one was assaulted..peanut. Oh ho ho ho!
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AK - fancy that! Posted Apr 10, 2004
I don't get it.
I do know /of/ one, but Monty Python never actually printed the killer joke on the screen, if they even read it themselves!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 13, 2004
a salted peanut/assualted...peanut - get it?
Heres joke number 2: (WARNING POLITICAL JOKE: IF COMMUNIST,CUBAN, A CAT LOVER, OR HUMAN DON'T READ)
This boy Jaime in Cuba has a dog and the dog has puppies. Five weeks later he does a report about them in school for show and tell. he says the puppies are healthy and doing great and that all the puppies are devoted communists. The teacher is pleased by this. A week later the boy does another report on the puppies. He says the puppies are still doing well but they are capitilists now. The teacher wonders why the puppies changed so drastically over a week. The boy responds that the puppies are six weeks old and that their eyes are open now.
Oh ho ho. 
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AK - fancy that! Posted Apr 18, 2004
And I get the other one now...
*tries to think of a joke but doesn't have time*
*mabye later*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Oct 14, 2009
knock Knock
who's there
Absolutely no one
where are all the jokes?
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- 1: Terranic Army (Dec 1, 2003)
- 2: Wøñkø (Dec 7, 2003)
- 3: AK - fancy that! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 4: Wøñkø (Dec 9, 2003)
- 5: AK - fancy that! (Jan 9, 2004)
- 6: Wøñkø (Jan 9, 2004)
- 7: AK - fancy that! (Jan 10, 2004)
- 8: Wøñkø (Jan 10, 2004)
- 9: Yuvi (Feb 29, 2004)
- 10: AK - fancy that! (Feb 29, 2004)
- 11: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 10, 2004)
- 12: Wøñkø (Apr 10, 2004)
- 13: Wøñkø (Apr 10, 2004)
- 14: AK - fancy that! (Apr 10, 2004)
- 15: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 13, 2004)
- 16: AK - fancy that! (Apr 18, 2004)
- 17: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Oct 14, 2009)
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