h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Texans are a strange sort of human breed. Generally, they drive large four wheeled vehicles and chew stange conncoctions of tobacco labelled as "Skoal" or "Copenhage". Of the levels of human knowledge, they generally posses very little, submitting questions such as "Have you been to the Rodeo?" or "How big's yer truck?" within the norms of general conversation.

It is advised that the traveller side-track this territory as it may become an infection or an adversion. Even though many large computer based companies are moving here, it could become detrimental.

Also, beware; don't put on a cowboy hat and go line dancing here.