h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So I'm sitting at home earlier, actually trying to figure out this site, and something odd happens, my phone rings. My phone never rings, well at least its not for me usually. Heres how it went down:

Me: Hello

Voice (sounds really tired): Hey dude, its me, I need help editing that english paper

Me: Sure, if you'll edit mine.

Voice: Sure.

Me: Be right over.

So i made the short walk over to his house. Whereupon arriving I discovered that his paper was quite ready for editing. It was not even ready to be read yet, as he had not wrote it. He had lost his prewrites, that we had spent a week and a half writing, and was now totally freaking out about it (its due tomorrow). So I sat him down at his iMac (His dad is a Mac freak, he hangs out at the Mac store on weekends, but i digress) and had him start writing. 3 hours later, he was done, I was reading our extremely interesting geography book *cough*. He had to go to soccer practice, I had to go find something exciting before i melted into a glob of boringness and became a lawyer. And thats why I'm here right now.