h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If your reading this, its means that again, someone has found my crap. Hoo-rah.

Im unemployed again. So that means filling the net with trash that noones ever going to read.

And in the spirit with broadcasting trash. This song is going to be in a serial format. Thats right, Im not putting it all up now. Its going to be long (and I havent written it yet. How convienent).

And D, I know you think that I write far too much "Broken Heart" crap, well, if you think thats what this is, your only 1/4 right. Well, the choras may be, but Wendy and Peter Pan never were in that kinda relationship, Tinkerbell woulda kicked her butt, then his butt right out of neverland (hey, didnt I see that on Springer?).

(Heh, a contradiction, I know your going to read at least that much).

But here's hoping she finds it. Its called Goodbye Wendy (Peter Pan). If you're trying to sing it, well, I reccomend 8 drinks, then do the verses like "Selective memory" by the eels, and the choras like that song that goes "Jessie, paint a picture, about how its going to be, although I should know better, your dreams will never be". And you're pretty much all the way there. The only other instrument is a piano.

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We met aboard a ship of fools
its name was disrepute
a single goal in captains eyes
to run off with the loot
lying cheating stealing
these things to him ment naught
never could he stop and think
what trouble has he wrought?

(Choras)
Goodbye Wendy Lady
I'll miss you oh so much
a shining beacon in the night
I think you are as such
Do you look out the window
and hope for Peter Pan?
(Pause, Duh!)
Never could I tell you
But I wish I were that man

Oh I cant Resist. Verse two:

Five years lies between them
The Captain and his mate
Brothers be in more than arms
as they sail off to fate
they say that they have been there
where their victims lie
then why is it they do not care
if their pigeons fry?

(Note, that is ment to be Fry. Not fly. Not a typo.)

Goodbye Wendy Lady
I'll miss you oh so much
A shining beacon in the night
I think you are as such
do you look out the window
and hope for Peter Pan?

Never could I tell you
But I wish I were that man

So how did you loose your job?

Well, they went through the motions, made it look as if I was rude to someone, then at five o'clock hustled me out the door with a "you dont work here anymore". Kept me around long enough to train the new girl, while flattering me ("You are realy inteligent and have a lot to offer to us"). Heh, they try to claim I was rude, yet they have how many happy franchisees? 1, and thats only cos they let him be a director of one company, and National Marketing manager of the other. Heres the verse about that guy.

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Beside the captain stands a man
who seems to know the game
The rules of business and of life
he thinks are one and same
But if he spat on a cupcake,
we'll, he'd just up the price
A pitty cos when we first met
he seemed to be so nice

Goodbye Wendy Lady
I miss you oh so much
A shining beacon in the night
I think of you as such
Do you look out the window
And hope for Peter pan?

I never could have told you
But I wish I were that man

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Next verse within 24 hours.

Join a Union.

No, they did just enough to make it legal

Did they acutely give you notice at all? Cause they do have to.

Nope. 3 Month Probation period where either party can terminate the agreement with no notice.

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The Captains Pustrings, they are held
By Narnia's white witch
Dodges lenders all the time
and then pretends they're rich
She thinks there is no problem
at least thats what she implies
I wonder where it is she'll stand
at the ships demise?

Goodbye Wendy Lady
I miss you oh so much
A shining beacon in the night
I think of you as such
Do you look out the window
and Hope for Peter Pan?

Never could tell you
But I wish I were that man

Next is up Wednesday or Thursday.

Oh well at least you got paid... you did get paid right?

Yeah, I got paid, Other people got screwed. Here are the last two verses. Im thinking about sending this as a link to wendy at work, Maybe raise a little hell. Okay, I know its a "bad idea", but I think I should...

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The Captains man amoungst the crew
His Price is low and paid
Loyal soldier in his heart
he seems to make that grade
Holds his captains word as if
it came from up above
Troubleshooter* I call him
It fits him like a glove

Goodbye Wendy Lady
I'll miss you oh so much
a shining beacon in the night
I think you are as such
Do you look out the window
and hope for Peter Pan?

Never could I tell you
But I wish I were that man

(*NB- A troubleshooter finds trouble, and then shoots it)

Jimmy Hacker rounds us out
The crew that I'll describe
A Shining beacon he was once
but then he took his bribe
He said that he had stanadards
That is why he came
I live in hope of hearing soon
that there's still a flame

Goodbye Wendy Lady
I'll miss you oh so much
a shining beacon in the night
I think you are as such
Do you look out the window
and hope for Peter Pan?

Never could I tell you
But I wish I were that man

Never could I tell you
But I wish I were that man

(fin)

Well, at least I can write again. That place took it all out of me.

Yes, its a bit long winded other than that its alright