h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know what your up to.

(These lyrics go to the tune of song "Blow up the Pokies" by the whitlams, Note I am not planing a terrorist attack, nor do I endorse any. I do endorse people getting off their asses and fixing the problem, by non violent means (that means you have to get elected, not kill them, sorry), Since Im techically an Australian, and its an Aussie song, some of the stuff is pretty region specific, but I think the gist of it all is pretty interantional)

There in this place
What a waste for the sheep paddock is what They'd say
They said the your voice mattered back then
But now it seems we're mute again, mute again

And I wish I wish I knew the right words
To make all things better, throw them out of that place
For the truth is that they are the problem
Lying to our faces while rewarding their mates

Don't don't explain
I know watching question time is only pain
You say politics is just a bore
But ignore it and they will win, they will win

And I wish I wish I knew the right words
To make all things better throw them out of that place
For the truth is that they are the problem
Lying to our faces while rewarding their mates

And I wish I wish I knew the right guy
To blow up the pollies on a public holiday
Because they say they're looking out for the battlers
Stuffing their faces while the plebs look aside

Election time it's a real show
But we know their words are a joke
Why don't more people care
Whether or not there's a doctor there, doctor there

And I wish I wish I knew the right words
To make all things better throw them out of that place
For the truth is that they are the problem
lying to our faces while rewarding their mates

And I wish I wish I knew the right guy
to blow up the pollies on a public holiday
because they say they're looking out for the battlers
stuffing their faces for the plebs look aside

mmm election. Sorry had to be said. I am not a dissulusioned youth, I already run the country, that makes me essentric.