h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I went to see 'The Bachelor' last night. My parents wanted to see 'Music of the Heart' and I really did not want to see it and so I got them to pay for me to go to the movie next door that was at the same time. It was good. Much better than the critics thought. Pretty good humor. "I don't want your vagina. I just want to marry you." Before the movie started, a group of 3 girls were sitting in front of me. One came back and asked me if I would go out with her friend. I said no and she asked me why. I asked her how old she was and she said 14. I told her "That's why." Bitch kept hounding me until 10 minutes into the movie and then after that they kept leaving the theater and when they would walk back in they would throw wrappers at me and tell me how mean I was. If you pay to go to a movie, watch the damn movie.