h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is over. We marched today. We got 3rd place in our category (4A) and best cattle guard (color guard if you need the proper term -- the flags on the field) in our category and they tied with another school for best overall. We were only 5 points ahead of the winning band in our section and the two bands ahead of us are normally the top ones at state. Hopefully we will be able to close the gap and pass them in the next week and a half before regionals. At lunch today, I learned that the extent I can hate someone is greater than I ever thought before. I had to take to lunch (I didn't know who she was) the most annoying person in the world. She went on and on about absolutely nothing. Then after the competition and the football game (great putting them on the same day and making us march during half time) we were walking out to my car where she had left her insturment case and she started crying. I asked her what was wrong and she started talking about her reed falling off before we marched the football game. She was crying like it was the end of the world for a stupid little thing that messed up in a football game where it doesn't matter how well you do (although we did get a standing ovation from the rest of the student body -- first time it has happened -- they normally think of us as band geeks). All I could think on the way home was "That bitch must die."

wow dude, that's harsh!!!!!!

I still see her in the halls and she smiles and waves and all I can think is "BITCH MUST DIE!!!" and it just puts me into a bad mood.

sucks to be you huh!!!!!j/k

go screw a porcupine

what's a porcupine?

man i hate her! that sucks for you. maybe we can beat the living crud out of her one of these days.

those little animals with really long spines sticking out of everywhere. Susan has porcupine porn on her H: drive (pictures of naked porcupines)

you seem so nice to her (not when she is looking). How do you keep from getting in a bad mood whenever she is near??