h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

in response to this my primate cousin:

"creature you got no choice im the leader of all men youll follow at the the back where you always do what with coming last"

i say this:

yes, the ladies have complimented me often

so your name is james bond then? is that your real surname so they named you james

no you silly little chimp...oh nevermind.

its forgotten .who are you anyway ?

i have been trying to figure that out for a while now too

we will have to work it out together .to try and see who you might be .we figured out so far that your name happens to be james bond

now, if only i could figure out what i did for a living we would be so much closer

and why i have a rather small pistol strapped to my side beneath my smart dinner jacket

and whats with these x-ray specs

oh everythings becoming a little clearer .a man with a gun is there anymore you can add?

a bow tie..

now am more confused than ever .i havent got a dickie bird

and some weird explosive toothpaste

that would be colgate