h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My GrandFather Hit This Fella with his walking stick 2 weeks ago the fella was only weeding my Grandfathers Garden me Grandfather Thought he was Trying Pinch hiss s her head off

I feel sorry for the other fella cos my grandfather can't be arrested as he Too old you shud of seen the fella face he was very with The police cos they wud not Press charges the fella ended up getting arrested him self lol
fool Pity cos the fella he had a nice bum I was looking out the window upstairs watching lol

I was going to fetch Patch onto him
now don't laugh my grandfather calleed hisPatch

i hope it hurt right between the eyes

Na he was hit on tha back Nosey sed to say hi to you

suppose id bettbetter say hello back hello nosey lol

lol