h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, all you have to do is finish the quote and name the character who said it... easy!

1. "So this is the Slayer. You're ________ than the last one" (2pts)

2. "I have killed many vampires with it. I call it __ ______" (2pts)

3. "I wish people wouldn't leave open ______ lying around" (2pts)

4. "I'm 17, looking at ________ makes me wanna have sex" (2pts)

5. "I'll give Xander a call. Whats his number? Oh yeah: _-___-__-______-_-_____-__" (2pts)

6. "Its awful to feel that ______" (2pts)

7. "She couldn't have dressed up like ____?" (2pts)

8. "I hate it when they _____ me" (2pts)

9. "I eat ______ for breakfast" (2pts)

10. "As Willow goes, so goes my ______" (2pts)

11. "She left him for a ______demon" (2pts)

12. "Yeah? I hope evil takes __________" (2pts)

13. "I understand that this is the sort of thing that requires ___-_____ of some kind" (2pts)

14. "My whole life, I've never _____anything else" (2pts)

15. The ______ doesnt walk in the world" (2pts)

16. "She's dead to me now. Mostly 'cause I ______ and ___ her" (3pts)

17. "_______ now!" (2pts)*

18. A woman in Tibet traded it to me for a _________ cd" (2pts)

19. "I used to be a respected _______, now Im a wounded dwarf with the mystical power of a _____" (3pts)

20. "Hey, you're gonna back off! She said no. Thats it. You're not gonna make her do something she doesn't want to. And if you try _____ _____ ____ __ __ ______ __ _____. Understood?" (2pts)

21. "The count of three isn't a plan. It's ______ ______" (2pts)

22. "Try it ___ and you'll lose an ___" (3pts)

23. "You know, you got a willing _____......" (2pts)

24. "You actually _____ with this guy?" (2pts)


* I know its a lame quote, as are most of them, but I love this one! In my defense its early and Im sat here on my own (all together, 'awwww poor Will) and Im bored and not yet sleepy!
Anyway, have fun!

Will

Okay, I'm doing this completely from memory, so I'll probably not get a single one right...

1. "So this is the Slayer, You're PRETTIER than the last one"
THE MASTER
2. "I have killed many vampires with it, I call it MR POINTY"
KENDRA
3. "I'm 17, looking at LENOLIAM makes me wanna have sex"
XANDER (Sorry if the spellings wrong)
4. "I'll give Xander a call, what's his number. Oh yeah: 1-800-I'M-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO"
WILLOW.
5. PASS
7. "She couldn't have dressed up like XENA"
CORDELIA (Not sure who)
8. "I hate it when they KILL me"
BUFFY (Educated guess)
9. "I eat SLAYERS for breakfast"
SPIKE (Total guess)
10."As Willow goes, so goes my ??????"
OZ
11."She left him for a CHAOS demon"
BUFFY
12.PASS
13."I understand that this is the sort of thing that requires ICE CREAM of some kind"
GILE'S
14.PASS
15.PASS
16."She's dead to me now. Mostly because I KILLED her and ATE her"
KRALIK
17."BORED now!"
VAMPY/EVIL WILLOW
18."A woman in Tibet traded it to me for a CRANBERRIES cd"
OZ
19."I used to be a respected WATCHER, now I'm a wounded dwarf, with the mystical powers of a DOILY"
GILE'S
20.PASS ON QUOTE...But BUFFY said it
21."The count of three isn't a plan it's SESAME STREET"
BUFFY
22."Try it RED and you lose an ARM"
FAITH
23."You know you got a willing SLAVE.."
SPIKE
24.PASS

..okay, that was hard and now my brain hurts and I haven't even gone to work yet...

Xander

Ok, you confused me slightly by skipping number 3 entirely but I worked it out and, to be honest Mr Harris, I'm disappointed, I thought you'd have done a bit better!

You did ok tho, 28/48 and I knew that you'd say what you did for Q20, thats my stomper!!

Anyhow, well done. Im good at this, I should compile more quizzes at stupid hours of the day!

Will

Well I think I did very good considering it all came out of my brain, no research into the books at all.

Send me an E-mail and tell me what I got wrong hun..I could see the scene for Q20, but I just couldn't get the quote.

Xander

1. Prettier, The Master
2. Mr Pointy, Kendra
3. ??
4. Linolium, Xander
5. 1 800 i'm dating a skanky ho, Willow
6. ??
7. Xena, Xander?
8. Kill, Buffy
9. ?Slayers?
10. ?Loyelty? Oz
11. Chaos, Cordi?
12. ??
13. ??
14. ??
15. ??
16. ??
17. Bored, Willow
18. ? oz
19. Watcher & Doily, Giles
20. ? Willow
21. ? Giles?
22. Red & Arm, Faith
23. Slave, Spike
24. Slept, Spike

I think i did rubbish! i bet tonight when i'm trying to sleep i remember all those quotes....lmao..xx

Not bad hun, 20/48, as I was going through it, I realised I should have been giving 3pts for Q22, so Xander, you actually scored 29/48, its only one point but even so!
Well done Faith!

who r u kidding, i was crap....lmao.... so dissapointed in myself.....that oz quote..... as willow goes, so goes my? has been bugging me so much, i answered it but i think i got it wrong.... u have 2 tell me hun....xx

1.taller
2.mr pointy
14. wanted
23. victim
24 going

OK can;t belIEVE i am doing this!

1. Prettier - the master
2. Mr Pointy - buffy
3. graves - buffy
4. linoleum - xander
5,. 1-800- I'm dating a skanky ho!! - willow
6. alone - buffy/jonathon can't remember
7. herself (can;t remember - but think it was Xander in Hallowean)
8. like - buffy
9.students - synder
10 arhg... it's Oz but quote!
11. Chaos - buffy
12.
13.hand slapping? Giles
14. else - Ozn
15. slayer - primeval/first slayer/tara
16. killed and ate - angel
17. Gay - Willow
18. radiohead - Oz
19.
20. You're gonna have to go through me
21.
22. Red/arm - Faith
23. slave - spike
24. sleep - angel

ok can;t think anymore!!

Tara xx

Yeah for Tara!
Well Done baby! 27/48

I am crap at quote Quizes but I will have a go.

1. Prettier - The Master.

2. Mr Pointy - Kendra.

3. Graves - Buffy.

4. Linoleum - Xander.

5. 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho - Willow.

6. Way - Buffy

7. Xena - Willow.

8. Kill - Buffy

9. Slayers - Spike

10. Heritage - Oz

11. Chaos - Buffy.

12. Mastercard - Buffy.

13. Ice Cream - Giles.

14. Trusted - Faith

15. Slayer - Tara as the first slayer.

16. Killed and Ate her - Zackary Kralik.

17. Bored Now - Vamp Willow/Evil Willow.

18. Radiohead CD - Oz.

19. Watcher, Dollie (sorry for the spelling think that how you spell it) - Giles.

20. You're gonna have to go through me first - Tara to Anya.

21. Seseam Street - Buffy.

22. Red,Arm - Faith.

23. Slave - Spike

24. Sleep - Angel

Wow that was Hard.

Yet again Warren, you are king of the quizzes!!
Well done mate!

Ok, as this quiz seems to have come to a screeching halt, Im nuking it!!
For anyone that was interested, here are the answers I was after....

1) So this is the Slayer. You're PRETTIER than the last one.
THE MASTER.

2) I have killed many vampires with it. I call it MR. POINTY.
KENDRA

3) I wish people wouldn't leave open GRAVES lying around like this.
BUFFY.

4) I'm 17, looking at LINOLEUM makes me wanna have sex.
XANDER

5) I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah: 1-800-I'M-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO.
WILLOW

6) It's awful to feel that LONELY.
CORDELIA

7) She couldn't have dressed up like XENA?
WILLOW

8)I hate it when they DROWN me.
BUFFY

9)I eat DANGER for breakfast
WILLOW

10) As Willow goes, so goes my NATION
OZ

11) She left him for a FUNGUS demon
HARMONY

12) Yeah? I hope evil takes MASTERCARD!
FAITH

13) I understand this is the kind of thing that requires ICE-CREAM of some kind?!
GILES

14) My whole life, I've never LOVED anything else!
OZ

15) The SLAYER doesn't walk in the world.
TARA AS 1ST SLAYER

16)She's dead to me now. Mostly 'cause I KILLED and ATE her.
KRALIK

17) BORED/FALLING/LEAVING/GAY now!
WILLOW

18) A woman in Tibet traded it to me for a RADIOHEAD album.
OZ

19) I used to be a respected WATCHER, now Im a wounded dwrf with the mystical power of a DOILY.
GILES

20) Hey, you're gonna back off. She said no. Thats it. You're not gonna make her do something she doesn't want to. And if you try YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!
TARA

21) The count of three isn't a plan... it's SESAME STREET
BUFFY

22) Try it RED and you'll lose an ARM.
FAITH

23) You know, you got a willing SLAVE
SPIKE

24) You SLEEP with this guy?
ANGEL.


There you go and now you know....
"BORED NOW!!"