h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 I hope all of you out there are having as lovely a morning as I am! See, it didn't start out that great. (I was having a lovely dream and the fish tank woke me up.) But after a few simple steps, it was scrumptious! Here's how:

Step One: Take a shower. Even if you took one the night before, take another one. They make you clean and awake.

Step Two: Power up. Eat! Eat something that tastes good. Mornings are no time to diet.

Step Three: Have fun. Talk to somebody you like, go for a walk, watch a T.V. show, come to the Guide, whatever!

Step Four: Do everything else. You know, like cleaning, cooking, work, all that un-fun stuff. This step is OPTIONAL, and not a part of having a good morning. But it might be part of having a good tomorrow morning.

This may seem very simple, but it works for me. Thank you and Good Morning!
 

I know what you mean, but..
a. When I woke up this morning my shower failed to give me warm water.
b. the only thing for breakfast available was cornflakes and buttermilk and old Amsterdam cheese.
c. Everyone I know is on hollyday and on sundays in a small christian town in the east of the netherlands the fun seems far far away.

But I am still smiling.

Wow. You have the formula for a happy morning hard-wired into your brain, lucky guy. Didja install it yourself?

No. It has been trained neural network like. The train of thought goes like this: As long as I got the energy for it I am happy. When no energy available: eat or sleep.