A Conversation for Fear & Loathing In East Anglia. Part One – Wither Witham

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Post 1

Pritch


I must say, I'm sold! Your delightful literary romp through this 'Witham' has caused me to fall madly in love with the idea of the place and its majestic rolling inbreds.

Does it possess an international airport, or will I have to travel by horse and cart?


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Post 2

Pritch


Yes, me too!
Incidentally, just how many of these things have to be posted to make it onto the 'Dead Busy' front page? Too many I fear.


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Post 3

Pritch


Ah, but your fear makes you weak. Fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger leads to... irksomeness and irksomeness leads to the dark side of The Force.

My girlfriend's very irksome, I sometimes feel like sending her to the dark side, ahem.


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Post 4

Pritch


So, you want to be a cheddar, young Skywalker.


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Post 5

Researcher 55116

Due to an 1874 Act of Parliament, it is only permissible to enter Witham by tram.


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