A Conversation for How to hypnotise a lobster
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
EV I am warning you - tell that herring gag and I will be forced to do things that cannot be revealed in this forum!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
Pardon? Sorry, you'll have to.... oh, never mind.
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Cannon Fodder Posted Sep 3, 1999
I have just had a mental image of you two being the same person running between different machines. That or you are related/from the same institution.
Which of you is the evil *one* ?
CF
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
No, *I* am! Oh, hang on... 
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
Hah! You see he even admits it. I am an avenging angel and I kick butt - so watch out!
(blimey were did come from. Must be something they put in the lunches here!)
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
Hah! You see he even admits it. I am an avenging angel and I kick butt - so watch out!
(blimey were did come from? Must be something they put in the lunches here!)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
Is there an echo in here?
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Grey Area Posted Sep 3, 1999
Dunno about lobsters, but I do know how to hypnotise a FROG. Turn it on it's back, and GENTLY stoke your finger, from it's throat towards it's, erm, well never mind what it is, just do it about a dozen times. Be careful if you put it back in the water hypnotised, they sink like a stone!
Also, you can hypnotise a chicken by holding it's head down to the ground, and running your finger down between it's eyes, then out and away in front of it in a straight line, but you must leave a clear mark on the ground, so no good on concrete.
And you guys thought YOU were weird!
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Amber Posted Sep 3, 1999
I find the technique you describe for frogs also works on men...
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Ploppy Posted Sep 3, 1999
I'm not sure that it does. To work on the average man, you start stroking at the neck, work down, and then STAY THERE.
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Charlie.Boy Posted Sep 3, 1999
Thats probably not such a good idea, just look at Paul Makenna. He got sued for convincing someone they were a...a...oh I don't know a tool of some kind probably. this had hilarious concequences such as him being sued.
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Lochangel Posted Sep 4, 1999
You know it never ceases to amaze me what I learn on this site - next time I get my hands on a Lobster, frog, chicken or man I will try all these techniques out. Obviously I am looking forward to the chicken most of all - I tried it out in the frozen food section of safeways this morning - but I think I must have been doing something wrong.......
I do know how to do a trout though - they like having their tummy tickled and go into a catatonic state at which point if you are feeling so inclined you can just pick them straight out of the river. I do it purely for fun of doing it however. Trout are great
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Lochangel Posted Sep 5, 1999
Exactly a can of tuna makes a fantastic pet for a small child
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