h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Off the newbie list... we're having some technical problems and accounts that aren't meant to be on h2g2 are becoming registered here.

If you're genuinely new here, I'd be happy to welcome you properly to the magical world of h2g2, just give me a shout

- <./>ACE</.>

Hey.
Already a message. Wow. What an amazingly warm welcome.

"If you're genuinely new here, I'd be happy to welcome you properly to the magical world of h2g2, just give me a shout "

I really *am* a newbie to h2g2 and not just a techincal problem. And I'm proud of it

So.. SHOUT.

Hugs,
Chrizzie

Hello, I am fairly new to H2G2 Myself and am having a great time, hope you like it and soon settle in, Regards,.

... that I'll enjoy it here tremendously. Lots of possibilities to be creative. What could you want more, eh ?

Alright, here's my automated-sounding regular greeting...

Hello, I'm your local, friendly <./>ACE</.> (Which stands for assistant community editor) the welcoming commitee for h2g2 . So, <./>Welcome</.> to h2g2! By the way, I'm a real person, not a machine, so I can help you and we can talk

There are lots of things to do on h2g2. Try clicking on some of the links below to find your way around

- If you want to join one of the many many clubs or societies here, you can find them here - A660340

Some of the slang thrown around the forums of this site can be rather confusing, but it's all defined at A754490

If you need an introduction, you can find it at <./>Dontpanic-tour</.> and A719840

You can do some chatting at Miscellaneous Chat (<./>MiscChat</.&gt

You can contribute to the guide at <./>Contribute</.>

When you've finished a contribution, and it adheres to the Writing-Guidelines, you can submit it to PeerReview

If you want to spice up your personal space, you can use these two pages <./>GuideML-Clinic</.> and A690518

The best way to spice up forums is by using the <./>smiley</.> page to create smileys like and

If you have any more questions, just click 'Reply to this Posting' and I'll do my best to help you! And remember, don't panic!

-Your <./>ACE</.>, Jodan U201497