h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

please be kind and drop me a line

Certainly, it's a pleasure to drop in on you so early in the morning,when half the world is asleep so have a good day I love your philosophy on life.

The dazzler

Hiya and welcome

Thanks for your message. I have to say I like your name, I write a lot of animal poetry but so far I have not mused on the idea of a baboon, but one who boxes appeals to me enormously.

I cannot remember what attracted me to your site but looking at your dancing fowl who sings as a sideline makes me realise you know of the versatility of the animal member of the species.

Best wishes,
the dazzler have some

Thanks for your kind words.
I know its a bit hard to comprehend and to imagine a baboon fighting.
But thats the way it is.

I dont like to brag about the victories ive had in the ring.If you see on my page im quoted as saying Ive yet to be beaten.

Hello Boxer,

Have you had a good day fighting? I do hope so, there is nothing better than a good scrap late in May. In my animal poetry my kangaroo is a bit of a scrapper, he has attitude and considers himself the best of the bunch. You alpha males -- make good subjects for verse. Do you have any other interesting hobbies, like flower pressing and needlecraft?

Whatever others hobbies are mine are observing them.

Best wishes,
The dazzler

Noooo flower arranging and needle work are for pansies.Im into blood sports bare knuckle fighting and kick boxing.
I like films with plenty of splattering of blood and limps flying off in all directions.

Good morning Boxer,

So it's thump whack hit ouch is it?

well each to their own, do you have like minded opponents?

and when you diversify to watch films what are they?

I've been a little filmless lately since my wee dog Muffin ate the remote control....

now there's a dog who likes fighting particularly biting off more than he can chew, he like savaging rotts, great danes and alsations, he is fearless, do you think he'll grow out of it Boxer ?

best wishes,
the dazzler

So your ate the telly remote?have you thought of changing is diet?Am sure theres 100s of useless remotes flying about somewhere .
I dont have opponents If i have they havent said.Must be to scared to perhaps.

Dear Mr Boxing Baboon,

How can you box without an opponent, do you shadow box?

My mother is looking after my wee dog Muffin, she says he is stubborn, unruly,a law unto himself and he has been headbutting his toy donkey.
Whatya think?

Are you enjoying the football and this sunny weather?

Best wishes

No i not been enjoying the warm weather thankfully the past couple of day the heat as abaited.Apparently its coming back soon.
I dont fight these days as my opponents avoid facing the might of my right hook.
Your dog maybe missing you?

Hello Boxer,

Hope the heat isn't getting you down and I'm glad you've given up on boxing, please don't tell me you're going into bloodsports.

An update on Muffin.:

He has learnt the art of rugby and football over the last two days.
I can't have him back for a few weeks because I'm recovering from an operation and he will leap on it.

You can see a picture of Muffin under the heading Carol Ward The Latest
found on the bbc's black country website. Time for

Hiya theres no end to the heat is there i have not replied sooner been very busy.

Hello Boxer,

Well how are you enjoying tinderbox Britain?

I've been busy also, trying to stay cool, and taking Muffin early morning walks through the urban forest, sometimes as early as five in the morning.

doing a lot of writing including a bit of nonsense about a boxing baboon. Can't imagine where I get my inspiration from.


the dazzler

Hiya i hope your becomes a best seller,no reason why it shouldnt
The weather seems to have cold down a bit thankfully.Its been to much.I must be the only person who doesnt like the summer season.
Especially if we get an hot 1

I hope your doing good?

Hello Boxer,

Just a quick note to say I'm off camping next week, haven't done that for over twenty five years, popping off to writing class in a mo,

and thanks for your good wishes, please stay in touch,

also it's cooled down a lot hasn't it?

so glad.....

best wishes, the dazzler

I never been camping scared of what might lay out in the wild waiting for me
Have a good trip and chat soon