h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have a little dance

I hope you have a great day today And I hope you dance and sing and shout until you can dance, sing and shout no more

Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight

We lost. Heavily. This saddens me.

I am over it. Almost. Nearly. Kind of. A little bit. An iota. Ok, so I'm still bitter

Hope you had a safe journey home, you can tell me all about your fun weekend tomorrow Can't wait

Get back here!

Nooo! I can't take it any more! I will end it all! In death, we will not lose to Chelsea!

It's only one game, you will beat them at SB

Not if we don't have any strikers that can ably through the centre!

But enough about that

Tell me about your weekend?

I had a great weekend

I was hoping for a little more elaboration!

I was waiting in the queue for the T4 concert, from 11 till 3 Me and my sister kept trading places, i.e I stayed in the queue and kept our places and then she would go off to but some drink or whatever, and then she would wait in the queue and I would go off and have a look around. We met some really nice people next to us in the queue, they were really friendly, although 90% of the time 2 of them were kissing Quite uncomfortable but meh I didn't mind, anyway my feet were aching me, I couldn't sit down either because the floor was dirty and I was wearing new light blue jeans, dirty them? No thanks so I stood for agessssssssss.

And then went it came to about 1/2 people started pushing in, I gave it back to them, no one was taking my place damn it! The doors opened at the entrance to the concert and I ran as fast as I could to the front, I got a good place at first but when the concert started I slowly was pushed to the side and I and my sister got a poor view, I'm not very tall so you can tell what it felt like, and there were these two girls in particular next to me who were screaming as if they were being murdered or something, I swear to God my ear drum nearly burst, there was no need for it. And then half way through the concert someone fainted in the middle of the crowd, she reeked of alcohol, eughh, she was stumbling and then the body guards had to get him and drag her over the bar and to the exit to settle down.

Sounds like a wonderful weekend, you had lots of fun before you even got into the concert!

I was in excruciating pain, in my feet at this point, and these two girls ahead of me had heels on, and kept stamping on my poor feet all the way through so I had to wriggle around and go somewhere else, there was this couple next to me who did nothing but kiss throughout the whole thing, seriously about 4 hours, ffs, not a sight I wanted to see... you have come to watch and listen to live music not smooch, get a grip!

Jamie Afro came on first and sung Sex is fire which was brilliant, I was hyper at that stage and was jumping up and down and dancing like a lunatic

And then JLS came on......

You were wriggling? I wish I was there to see this

Yes, that's what I had to do, it was packed! I couldn't move freely so I had to wriggle my way through, I was in the middle of a sandwich at one point, someone was pushing from my left side and someone was pushing from my right side