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Pee and THEN have some lemon soup. Careful now.

What exactly is lemon soup like? And what makes lemon SOUP different to "warm-lemon-water"? (A popular favourite in my country).

I have never heard of warm lemon water, but I am sure It is as exciting as Lemon soup is. Lemon soup is definitely not a favourite where I reside, but with a real catchy name like warm lemon water I think it could certainly catch on. It may be my destiny to show the world(ok New Zealand) that lemon soup is so amazingly nice that they cannot live without it. I will have to do it under the guise of warm lemon water.

I think I may need an even catchier name than warm lemon water though

Okay. I should explain myself. The reference to "warm-lemon-water" was my rather obscure way of commenting on my preconceived ideas of what Lemon Soup might be. It was pretty stupid, and I apologise. Although I fail to see how else you would make Lemon Soup. My suspected recipie:

LEMON SOUP (serves 1)

1 Lemon
1 bowl of warm water.

Squeeze lemon into warm water. Eat.


And I think you'll find the most popular New Zealand soups contain more gravy.