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Hello Ms LMK

That's Ms. LMcK actually

LMcK? So assuming the L is for Lucy what is your surname? McKippertie?

That's me, Lucy McKippertie

I sound like a character from Family Ness

That would be so cool.

Yes it would!

I shall hereforth refer to you as Ms Kippertie, Family Ness Stalwart.

Surely in Family Ness it would be Miss McKippertie, rather than 'Ms'?

Ok then, Miss McKippertie, Family Ness Stalwart it is then. Actually that's quite a long name to write each time I talk to you.

I think you should do it though, just to confuse everyone else.

Ok then just for you my dear, I will.

Hello R&F

Oooops, I think I just acted out one of Mr Beard's fantasies

And for that I'm eternally grateful. Your new name has already confused GFC.

So it has!!

Keep up the good work my bearded friend!

I think he may have read this thread and is just pretending to be confused. I forget he lurks everywhere stalking us like some crazy little evil sprite.

That's right GFC I called you a sprite.

Miss McKippertie, I now know you're real name. Which one are you in the picture?

The left one.

Hmm do I trust the Sprite?

I'm being honest. To be fair, it's the first time I've been honest on h2g2. But if you're referring to her FB picture, she's the left one.