h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh no, that's not one!

Happy Birthday, Spidey, Hope you had a wonderful day.

There is a lady on this site
Who lifts our mood, come day or night.
Spiderbaby is her name
And without her here,
It just wouldn't be the same.

mad lemur

There is a spider on floor
Who makes us laugh and beg for more
She's come of age
Just hear her rage
As she opens that half-century door!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPIDEY

Hope upon hope
And dreams upon dreams
Perfection isn't all it seems
Perhaps it's not for me to say
Your youth has not faded away

Because you are so young at heart
I know that you'll gladly take part
Revelling in birthday mood
The company, the booze and food
Have yourself the best of days
Do your worst, let loose your stays
And party on into the night
You have to do it, it's your right

And when the partying's all done
Let loose a whoop for the battle won
I say to you that you should cheer
Surviving past your fiftieth year
Only sixty more to go
Not as if you'll show it though!

Joe

P.S. It's an acrostic.

Beautiful, Joe.

Happy b-day, Spidey. Hope you received me card.



Tom

Party on SB!

Sob, fumbles for tissue, cheers all you lovely people.
You can share my and my
and (sparkling water)
spidey, wondering where the hell all those years went but kinda excited about the next half century.

Happy Birthday SB! Does this mean a new email address?

Thanks. No, can't be a***d to change it!
spdiey