h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now then mate,

I have finally managed to get signed in! It took me ages to remember my password, I even started to make a new account. I could see that you were online but it wouldn't let me talk to you unless I signed in.

I cant remember how to do any of those smileys or scrolling text anymore! You'll have to teach me again

James

Hi james, you still there? How goes it mate? Bilbobilbo.

Hi Bill Still here mate

Never did Know how to do all that stuff myself so would have a job teaching you. You seemed to pick it up straight away.What You up to then? Bilbobilbo.

I guess it will come back to me in time. Not been up to too much today, messing with DVD stuff, Playing an excellent game called rise of nations, just like Age of Empire only it goes through to the modern era. What have you been doing then? Apart from the obvious!

Just Had the one today so playing on here mate, winding them all up.

Winding who up? U like getting people bad you mate! haha I like it. I've just been reading the difference between ale and lager, now I want to go for one! I would like to brew my own.

Just popping out now mate, might see you in a bit. James

Am currently winding up some geezer called riot act on a vot for dubya or something thread. Im telling him that Iranians and Iraqis are arabs but hes got the hump and is'nt having it.

Haha You are always trying to wind someone up mate. Where does he think Iraqi's come from? Of course they are Arabs!