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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Started conversation Sep 27, 2003
I am the Editor-in-Chimp of the Primal Times. Oo! Oo! AH AH AH!!!
This is a welcome message to any other chimps out there!
Remember: He's got a nose for news, and a diaper full of headlines! He's: Editor-in-Chimp!
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Hail to the chimp: Hehe! That's what you get for not hailing to the Chimp! Posted Sep 27, 2003
I am the President! Hail to the chimp now your worthless chimps!
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
I am the Editor-in-Chimp. Welcome to my office. Hold on...
Journalist: "Hey chief!"
Me: "OOH OOH AH AH!" [batters journalist to death with fists]
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Hail to the chimp: Hehe! That's what you get for not hailing to the Chimp! Posted Sep 27, 2003
For hitting some one a punish you to life frozen in space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NB Anyone who disobays me shall live to regrete it!
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
I am a chimp. You cannot defeat me. OO OO AH AH! How's about we work together, since chimps in high places can cause chaos!
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Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups Posted Sep 27, 2003
You seem like a very naughty chimp to me. Do you have a bit of an animal fetish or is this all in my very vivid imagination? xxx
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Hail to the chimp: Hehe! That's what you get for not hailing to the Chimp! Posted Sep 27, 2003
What is this garbage 'I am a chimp. You cannot defeat me. OO OO AH AH! How's about we work together, since chimps in high places can cause chaos!'
I can defeat anything or anyone that I want to! HA-HA-HA. I am the Dr Evil of the Chimp World!
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
Well, I have a cigar and a hat. I also wear a tie and braces. Who looks cooler? I do.
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Hail to the chimp: Hehe! That's what you get for not hailing to the Chimp! Posted Sep 27, 2003
You look cooler because you have just been frozen!
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
Well, you are nonexistent, as you are an "Optical Illusion". Every episode of the Simpsons has a monkey reference in it. Ergo, slight technicalities result in in the serotonin levels in the humanoid neuron centre to rise.
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
I am not having an animal fetish. That is gross. It is a simpsons comedy clip that I took to the next level. The only "animal" I lust after is the human being.
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
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-- ghunchu'wI'
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Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups Posted Sep 27, 2003
ok ok dont get your knickers in a twist (sorry i mean your nappy). Actually i am only joking Matt.
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
all the scientists are running around
looking for the monkey but he can't be found
cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids
and all the mothers are running around
looking for their children but they can't be found
cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the monkey
and its 1..2..3.. the kids love the monkey and
4..5..6.. the monkey's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaa
national guard is running around
looking for the monkey but he can't be found
cause he's down by the pond playin hockey with the kids
and all the teachers are running around
looking for the children but they can't be found
cause their down by the pond playin hockey with the monkey
and its 1..2..3.. the kids love the monkey and
4..5..6.. the monkey's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaa
it's 1..2..3.. the kids love the monkey and
4..5..6.. the monkey's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaaaaaaa
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
Don't worry. I accept that it is a joke, but I enjoy responding to jokes in a sarcastic manner, to get people worried. Buhahaha!
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
Oops. Sorry about the Klingon. Sometimes I just can't help myself. I have no idea what it means.
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Hail to the chimp: Hehe! That's what you get for not hailing to the Chimp! Posted Sep 27, 2003
I thought editors where meant to understand all diferent languages, including ALIEN!
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Editor-in-Chimp: Soon to be known as Mattbert, formerly known as some dude Posted Sep 27, 2003
Well, I am fully fluent in the Terrestrian language (Terredogrecian), but I am studying the "tlhIngan-Hol".
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