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Merkin Started conversation Dec 4, 1999
If you're looking for Merkin, you won't find him here. He's gone to the land of the Berbers to seek out the lost treasures of hte Righteuos Knights. But fear not, he shall return ... oh yes ... he shall return.
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Peta Posted Dec 7, 1999
I was looking for him actually. As long as he is coming back. Oh a pick me up one of those shiny round things on your way back will you? And some jelly babies?
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Merkin Posted Dec 16, 1999
One shiny round thing, as requested 
The jellybabies were a bit thin on the ground so I've bfought you a camel called Ahmed instead.
Had a marvellous time. Not quite as suntanned as I had hoped, but then you can't have everything...
How's life?
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Vladimir Posted Apr 25, 2000
Let the proclamation ring forth!
All ye heretics, strayers from the path and deserters of Kettering....
HEAR YE THIS!!!
From this day forth ye shall be known as Hotbots and ye shall be forced to wear a hot Kumquat whilst performing your Knightly errands.
RECTALLY!
Stray once more and we shall be forced to increase the punishment.
I shall whisper this for it may not be spoken outloud.
"Buffet pork pie smothered in Chilli sauce"
BURN YE HERETICS AND YE SHALL NOT BE EVISCERATED!
The Pariah.
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Merkin Posted May 3, 2000
Who's the Ook? I like the pie idea. dave's Insanity Sauce would be the perfect topping methinks.
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