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Merkin Started conversation Oct 8, 1999
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
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DelphicOracle Posted Oct 20, 1999
I don't think taking up with Cherie Blair is going to enhance your electoral standing, y'know...
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Merkin Posted Oct 20, 1999
It worked for Tony. It could work for me!!
Have you voted for me then?
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DelphicOracle Posted Oct 20, 1999
Well no, I am still a floating voter.
The question is, what can you do to make me sink....
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DelphicOracle Posted Oct 20, 1999
Oh, ha ha. A dead voter is no good to you, now is it?
Mind you, I had feared you were going to suggest sitting on me... 
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Merkin Posted Oct 21, 1999
The graveyard vote is a fundamental part of the electoral system. got JFK in supposedly!! I'm not sure whether shazz will accept emails from beyond the grave!!
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DelphicOracle Posted Oct 21, 1999
Yes, I had heard that net access from the afterlife was notoriously unreliable. Binary ouija boards take a bloody long time to spell out anything...
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Merkin Posted Oct 21, 1999
It wouldn't be very exciting, a binary ouija board, would it? watching the glass move between 1 and 0.
Grandfather?
"10101101001010010010101011001101010101"
It is really you?
"10101111101001101010101101011010111010110"
No I haven't nicked your false teeth...
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DelphicOracle Posted Oct 21, 1999
Yes, you could be there all day at that rate. The next logical step would probably be the BASIC ouija board:-
10 PRINT "I am in hell!!"
20 GO TO 10
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 8, 1999
Why, do you have a good reputation that you're anxious to get rid of?
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Merkin Posted Nov 8, 1999
A tall well-built woman with good
<!--- reputation, who can cook frogs --->
legs, who appreciates a good fuc
<!--- schia garden, classic music and tal- --->
king without getting too serious.
Make sure you're aware of the full ramifications of the ad before accepting! 
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 8, 1999
Do you mean to say you're not really interested in domestic horticulture and nouvelle cuisine, then? Tch. What a disappointment for a girl...*
* Not any girl I've ever met, though.
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Merkin Posted Nov 9, 1999
As Dot was known to have said, You can take a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 9, 1999
Most amusing. I didn't know Dottie had a Scottish accent, though.
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