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But I won't be long days in the park.

We hope his career's going to fail!

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Peas, Rice and Indian Spices

(What I just put in a sandwich...)

Previously nibbled by mices


;^)#
(sorry )

Who thought twas delish!

was really quite filling

(So you should be )

Tails curled with a swish


;^)#

It cost only a schilling

;^)#

And flavour worth doubling the prices.

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A hot cuppa tea and a cookie

(You started the food thing. )

Is great after a bit of hot nookie,

(Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind!)

Be careful; don't splash it,

Or people will mash it

And I will go really sooky

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wike aewopwain jewwy

But I had to go on da fewwy

They won't let me eat

Or put feet on the seat

But they did let me see the libwawy.

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But the thing where I most like to eat..

had many many feet

Her name was Louise