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Destructed

Post 1

Researcher 49327

This Merkin entity has obviously destructed too well.


Squat the Plot

Post 2

Researcher 49327

You are hereby given notice that this Forum has been seized jointly by the Slough Liberation Front and the Cyber-Squatters Network.

All attempts to regain control will be met with the strongest linguistic force.

SLOUGH SLOUGH SLOUGH!!


Paraquat the Squat

Post 3

Merkin

I give the Slough Liberation Front my full support if they are to be liberated only to be ruthlessly culled by the powers that might be, if only they knew who they were, a la mink liberation trip - "upsetting the natural ecosystem" doo-hickey.

Just think what the population of Slough could do if let loose on an unsuspecting Suffolk village. It would be carnage! Could you live with the awesome responsibility? Who would control the monster? Do you have any good rice recipes?

%-) I still haven't worked out how to do fish ~


Paraquat the Squat

Post 4

Merkin

And my wide eyed face screwed up as well smiley - winkeye
Serves me right for not previewing!


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