h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I woke up this morning with a stonker of a hangover, yet I wasn't out drinking last night. Have I accidentally
used someone else's hangover? If you were expecting a hangover and it didn't materialise then I might well have it.
If so please contact me and you can have it back.

Sorry about that, it must of been a mix up a the post office.

I also have a great cure if this sort of thing happens again. Eat a scotch egg and drink a bottle of strawberry milkshake followed by 6 bottles of newcastle brown ale on the morning of your hangover. I don't know about the egg or the milkshake,but the brown ale certainly does the trick.

I discovered some years ago the best thing for a hangover. I usually have ten pints of guinness the night before. This rarely fails.