A Conversation for Beer

Cotton Mouth

Post 1

Vid

This is the strange sensation you experience in you mouth the morning after some biological event.
Sometimes this is also referred to as 'Having a mouth which tastes like...' :

The bottom of a bird-cage.
The inside of a builders glove.
Ghandi's sandle.
A gorilla's armpit.
etc.


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Post 2

Dave Tylcoat

A mouth like:
A leper's sock
A Hong Kong sewage worker's flip-flop


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Post 3

The day walker

Breath of satan's bottom.
Carpet tongue.


increased brain size

Post 4

aaron a aardvark

Beer causes the brain to swell during the night, hence the headache. If the brain? is bigger however why am I still useless at pub quizzes?


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Post 5

Zog the questionable

How about "The Mouth Feeling like the inside of an Arab's Dap*
(* This is a Welsh expresion meaning Trainer, Nike, etc.)


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