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Why, Cubs, why?

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The Marlins? The MARLINS? THE FISH?

Really, I never saw this coming. You'd think that 58 years after their last World Series and 95 years after their last World Series title, when they finally had the chance to beat an
unremarkable,
unsuccessful,
talentless,
team NAMED AFTER FISH,
that they might get the job done, but apparently not . . .
What went wrong? Why did that fan reach out in game six? Why did Farnsworth stick out his glove in game seven?

And how did the Cubs LOSE? They were up 3 games to 1, they had so much hope and so much talent to throw at this series . . . they had their best pitchers on the mound, and their best batters at the plate . . .

All I'm saying is that if you can beat the Atlanta Braves (statistically the best team in baseball), you can beat the living snot out of the Marlins. Oh well . . .





There'll be another year like this one. I go on record right now as saying that the Chicago Cubs will win the World Series next season. You heard it here first.


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