h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh boys I will leave you my hotmail address and stuff - you will be alright - there will be some new lovely to muck around with!

That's a point... we shall have to start interviewing for a replacement!

yes well just you make sure she doesn't take over until I have left!

Well, I was thinking you could maybe take her under your wing for a week or so before you go... show her the ropes, teach her the smilies, practice the double entendres with her, that kind of thing...

oh really did you? Tsk men - you really do not understand women at all do you?

Congratulations Lochy!!!!!!! More champagne anyone?? I've brought along another crate (I always keep one just in case).

Before you boys run off and start conducting interviews I think Drool and I should have a bit of input. We don't want you being seduced by some empty headed floozy. We can't replace Lochy she's unique, brains and beauty, so there's no point in trying. And don't forget you're not allowed to advertise by gender. I think we need to think very carefully before we put this one over the wires.

Thank you Morris - you say the loveliest things And I think you are right - you should have a major imput otherwise who knows what those two will come up with?

I can assure you that your successor will be required to pass a rigorous aptitude test and several stages of interview before being allowed to enter into conversation around these parts. I notice Sid is keeping quiet on this one...

Well done Loch!!!!!!!
I've brought Brandy and sugar to make Champagne cocktails!!!!
*toasts Loch*
Its going to be weird with out your input Loch.
Morris you're right we don't just want anyone to jump into Lochs place,if anyone at all!!!!
Lochy can't you get access at home? or you can e-mail us????????

Well, as long as they know how to make a decent pot of tea, I'm sure we'll cope eventually......

Congratulations by the way!

Thank you I am really touched. But don't worry guys I will be in contact - I will just have to run up my Dad's bill and I will leave an email adress! Any way I am not going yet!

Well done. It sounds like a top job.

Is it as good as a job which allows you to be on H2G2 all day? (this users.cgi page is a real eye opener !)

IT COULD BE YOU!! Or not? Are you allowed to play if you are an employee?

CF

Blimey, is that the time? I'd better be off... evening all! *raises hat*

I had to *kill* myself due to boss-type interest in my H2G2 activity. Fortunately, my belief that reincarnation is a load of twaddle was proved wrong

yes I think that you can only not play the lottery if you work for Camelot. But there is no internet access at NLCB and yes I do know that I am one of h2g2 most ardent contributors!!!!

Hey Loch, what does "ardent" mean?

passionate - good word huh!

Have you been reading EV's dictionary again?

oh no I am very big on archaic words like; morrow; melancholy; godspeed (a particular favourite of mine); roving; and comely.

And they said people don't talk proper these days! Huh!!!!