A Conversation for Drugs? You betcha'

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Post 1

The Wisest Fool

I have a friend who is finding it quite hard to cope with all the demands on m..his time what with work/socialising/going out/h2g2/stuff.
Is there anything in the pharmacy that could help me...err...him.
Thanks.


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Post 2

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

sounds like you...er....your friend might want to check out the mental health center (especially since Ac-1D is not in at the moment)


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Post 3

Ac-1D

Sorry, I collapsed in the corridor for a few weeks there, but I have recovered from the psycho-chemical delusion that I was a small piece of spongy goo stuck to the ceiling and am now fully capable and ready to dish those little pills out.

I think theses grey ones will be exactly what your friend is needing. . .


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Post 4

The Wisest Fool

Ah mr Van Winkle those grey pills will be just what I ...err he needs. Thanks a lot.


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Post 5

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Is that spongy goo stuff available without a note from the doctor?


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Post 6

Bluebottle

I hope none of the Rambling Misfits are on steroids!


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Post 7

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

I think you'll find muscles don't help much on a virtual softball team smiley - smiley


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Post 8

Bluebottle

But they can give a virtual advantage smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Don't worry, the advantage is relative.......


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Post 10

Ac-1D

I'm not too sure of what the advantages of being deluded into thinking you are the planet in the ralsplatz system might be to a softball team but no doubt there are some. As for steroids - these are boring drugs. If you really want your muscles to bulge these radioactive testosterone boosting sprong pills will turn you into a slathering muscle-bound maniac with 7 eyes and 4 penises (3 if you're a girl) for a period of 24 seconds (which is almost exactly the average amount of time the rambling misfits are in at bat).


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Post 11

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Hey Ac-1D, it's been a while. I'll take two of those pills that make the weekends 5 days long and the work week 2 days......


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Post 12

Ac-1D's Ghost

I'll be happy to oblige if I can make it back into my real body. I'm temporarily (at least I hope it's temporary) another researcher, the result of an experiment mixing the blue orangey pills with the slightly greenish powder. With any luck I'll be Ac-1D again shortly. Otherwise - I'm going to have to get used to being this kind of nerdy 104310 thingy. Yuck.


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Post 13

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Hmmmmmmmm. Let us know when you've been raised from the dead. Should we cast a spell for you or something?


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