h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One of the best hotels where I've had scrambled eggs is the Algonquin in New York.
Not only are they light and fluffy, they also contain added extras like bits of pepper as an added talking point.

The scrambled eggs are extremely good in the Grand Hyatt in Melbourne.

I have to say, although I have never eaten in NY, I doubt if the quality of their scrambled eggs could possibly match that of the breakfast room at The Hotel de Paris, Monte Carlo. Not only do they taste creamy and remain light and fluffy, but they are served in a solid silver tureen, not unlike the one described by Ford Prefect on national TV this morning.
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The Liquidator

I can't stand the things myself; ever since an injection as a child where the innoculum culture was grown in eggyolk. However, my friends seem to enjoy the eggs served at breakfast in the Auld Hoose on St. Leonard's St, Edinburgh.

Personally, I tend to eat on the move, but McDonald's scrambled eggs have a very... 'unique' texture and flavour, and I just love the way they sometimes taste of fish...

I agree entirely - a great hotel especially for English breakfast. But what about poached eggs. (See mine)

A big meaty Lorne sausage in a buttered roll, with tomato ketchup, is what I really like in the morning.

In Switzerland, I had breakfast in a small village called Rotenegg.
I chose the continental breakfast.

I AM the quintessential Queen of scrambled eggs!

I cook scrambled eggs in the microwave. I find you get the best, lightest, fluffiest eggst that way.

The microwave is, I believe, the McDonalds trade secret referred to earlier.. Several permutations of the 'breakfast sandwich' are possible using this method. A bit of water in the place of milk, a la omelette and there you are.
Pardon my French.
Would share more research on this topic, but this is ongoing...