h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(I received a reply stating, even after appeal, that it contained offensive material. I've trimed it where offensive, or where could cause offense. Text contained in the following brackets [ ] is the edited sections, just so its clear.

Id also like to point out im not trying to annoy the mod team, or offend, but merely get my idea across whilst containing my utter rage at the current decisions.)



You see I had an idea before christmas, inspired by the hundreds of [non demoninational areas of faith] around preston.



The [unnamed] - Think [Non specific head of an organisation] meets [non specific action hero/heroine character] - seeks to bring [chickens] and [beef] to [a random location on the moon] along with his [loyal non-sexual partner of undisclosed character] and [non-disclosed third possitive stero-type] if only to create a trinity of characters.

So whilst [acting to ensure the exchange of two way communication with] people [the other day] of this idea to much [undisclosed response which neither condoned or supported my undisclosed idea] someone asked me about plot.

'Er... didnt really have [a plot], [they] was just going [*totally censored*]'


I had thought of making it intensely satirical [*just removed.. completely*]


I have thought [but then changed my mind]

But it seems a bit weak.


Then someone [went to the shops, to buy chips].

[*totally deleted*]


[*so was that*] kung fu hussle [*and the other end of that*]



>I had [some chips as well] and thus hillarity ensue[ed] [as I fell over a possum].


I also thought of [buying a chicken burger to go with my chips so that I didnt have cause me to go hungry] Your alright in my book [said undisclosed person]


[*totally removed*]


So having presented this [the other day] what was the response I got?


Most [didnt like chips or chicken burgers]

I didnt [expect them not to like chips!] Even the tutor, who is usally pretty reserved and cautious about [chips, didnt want them].



In the words of the late great Spike Milligan, if this [would support chips] 'I will allow it but only because [I didnt use to like chips]'


(This was the only section was the only thing that wasnt edited in some way... wait Ive spotted a bit that will required editing... and the second bit)




NOW IF THAT ISNT GOOD SATIRE FOLKS, I DUNNO WHAT IS

DO YOU DELIVER? NO JUST CHICKEN BEEF AN HAM!

now thats funny [undisclosed member of the red dwarf team]

So this Spike died?

Yep spike milligan died a few years back. Was a very sad time I wouldnt have minded meeting him some day, or at least seeing him live terrorising prince charles again.

hm, which reminds me I'd love to meet Kurt Vonnegut while he's still here... I want to go to University of Chicago because of him

Who be this kurt?