h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where are you? Why don't you want to play anymore? *oh no in little meek voice* Is you gone away? Why did you go away?

P.S. I've just seen Pearse's picture on the phone index - you HAVE to see it! Also, he's 34! Weird!

P.P.S. Meteor's number is 1905

Jeepers.
Well. That certainly is a photograph. Of Pearse. Ahem.

Oh no helly I'm just so lazy. I'm am literally surrounded by work that I just don't wanna do. I'm considering just sweeping everything onto the floor (and it would probably land more organised than I have it on the desk) and sleeping on the table for a while.
Can you lend me a blankie?

Oooh, I can lend you Kev, cos he also functions as a rug!

Don't despair Panda, aaaaaaaaaall the work will go away in 2 weeks, and then you can go sleepies. So, should I send Kev over?

pearse is priceless-everyone in the office is pissing themselves, which is not nice for me as i'm the most recent addition to the staff and will have to clean it all up.

Well Brian, at least use a mop this time, the last time when you used your hair, the smell was disgusting.

Talk to me. I just rang Kev, and he reckons I love Jonny Depp more than I love him! Not true! Though I do wish he'd dress up as a pirate from time to time!

Ah but the real question is kev or captain jack sparrow? Eh eh?
Who you gonna call helen?
Who.

You.

Gonna.

Call.

Well it depends on the situation! You'd wanna see the way Captain Jack Sparrow dived into the water to save the sexy woman! And the way he ripped off her corset with a knife! And the way he looked at her when he was holding her hostage! If I ever need someone to do any of these things, then I maybe calling on the latter. But for everything else there's Kev. I bet Captain Jack Sparrow can't make toast to save his life, and you've never seen Kev in a pair of boxer shorts! Yum!

Boo-urns.
Damn I am so fupping bored.
You wanna have a chair race down the halls?
The winner gets a picture of me looking stoned!

p.s. Here's a sheep

I don't want a sheep.

I would win, but yeah, let's try! I'll even let you keep the prize when I win! (I can always picture you stoned - all I have to do is close my eyes and picture you under a big tree)

Why you ungrateful little so and so!
In my day you didn't turn your nose up at a sheep.
Oh well here's a pirate.
Can I go home yet?

ah jaysis-der yiz are girls. merciful hour i was stuck der in bills world for a few hours. well, its nearly time to go.....home.
someone on my space asked me for a recipe for coddle so i made one up. hope it tastes nice(but i dont really care)give you all a chair race. we should have one in the car park, you know, like a sports day. egg and spoon with chairs with wheels.killer diller.

And here's what I think of you're sheep

Go get me a instead!

OOh, kind of simulpost, except I'm two mins behind! But this doesn't help the roumers of us sharing a brain!

Bill, I would kick your arse sideways in a chair race. I play basketball you know. What do you do you big lump?

And soozie, come down in five mins and I'll show you a good time... or get you a lift - it's your choice

Ah screw this for a game of soldiers i'm getting the hell outa here.
Come helly let's run far far away.
Or at least as far as the parking lot.

OK, you know I'm always up for an adventure!

"Run with us, I see passion in your eyes..."