h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good page me elbow-it doesnt make an ounce of sense.
everything's fine in bills world. me buke is sell as fast as oul mother d'arcy use to sell rotten bananas on moore street, back in the 40's in dublin where you mightnt have an a1se in your trowsers or shoes on your feet but you'd be happy.Ahh she might be robbin you blind but she'd put a smile on your face.

We're still waiting up here. The patience is wearing a bit thin and the water's gone cold but sure that's your own fault.
I feel sick from soggy pizza. Also your fault.
Mmmmm I wish I had a big dirty oul pint in front of me. Tasty cure.
Fill 'er up there jimmy she's lookin very dry.

i too would feel the benefit of jimmy and his pints-thats the one thing(well, there's many but alcohol is chief among them) seriously lacking in this council...alcohol.its as dry as a pub after shane mcgowan has been there. jimmy's the man. whats the story with all the picture thingys. how do you operate them?

I dunno I just scrunched up my nose and blinked and they appeared on the screen.
Hey that might work for a real pint!





God dammit!
Be a good little boy and run over to the pub for me and bring me back a lovely pint. DO NOT SPILL ANY. You have been warned.
Yay we just got cake. I feel better now.

im just back fromthe pub and............i dont really know how to say this........i spilt it all. i could only manage to save mine. sorry.
you'll be ok though-you've got cake. stick on the water there will you??ill be up in a minute

NOW YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE PANDA!!!
Grr. Arg. And such.
Still thirsty.........
hope I son't develop a taste for human blood. A vampire panda cat would just be silly.

you really are an angry person. salmon swiming up stream-cruelly taken down by a mysterious vampire panda cat who then proceeds to suck their blood.lovely

Ah well it's the salmons fault for spilling the friendly pandas pint and driving her to insanity and murder.
La la la la la rubber duckie