h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why does nobody seem to reply to anybody's questions?

Correction: why does nobody seem to reply to anybody's questions
exept ME?

Hello? Am I talking to myself?

no, I don't think so anyway.

Are you talking to me?

I think once you have an actual guide page your page starts to pick up real traffic.

You think so? I don't fancy lorries flattening my computer.

Well, at least it's better than anything Microsoft does to your computer.

What's wrong with Microsoft?

What's wrong with Microsoft? where do I begin?

You should begin with the Setup Wisard (Weasel) itself. I hate that thing

So do I but microsoft programs are fun sometimes.
For instance, check out Microsoft Excel. Create a new spreadsheet,
press F5, type x97:l97, press tab, hold down Shift and Ctrl
and click on the Chart wizard. It's cool!!

Yea, but that's the fault of the individual programmers. I mean if I were a programmer I'd be putting little easter eggs into everything to try to stave off the boredom of programming.

HEY!!! These forum reply boxes word wrap!!! Go H2G2 Programmers!

EASTER eggs?
Are you SURE you're not a Starchild?
Go Fried Eggs! Especially with bacon!
Mmmmmm yummy yummy yummy

I don't have a guide page yet and my page is bustling with so many conversations on the go I can hardly keep up. The trick is to go round and say hi to everyone you come across. So, HELLO to everyone here I haven't already met.

Ummmm

HI???

You've already met me, SMURF, but I don't know about Setupweasel.

Or Anakha or Solongandthanksforallthefish.

Well, you can check out my page (There's some stuff on it), and get to know me a LITTLE better, perhaps

Hi Anakha, I've looked at your page, and entered one of your
conversations.
I've looked at Solongandthanksforallthefish's page too. More
comments later.

Comments.

Well, seeing as you were so good as to visit my page I felt I ought to reply. In answer to your Q - I am here, at least in body nad trying my hardest to keep up...