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Plain ole Pat Started conversation Jun 28, 1999
"It was a dark and stormy night. Three sailors were gathered around a table. One said "Captain, me Captain tell us a story". So the captain begins " It was a dark and stormy night. Three Sailors were gathered around a table. One of them says "Captain, me Captain, tell us a story"
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msmonsy Posted Jun 29, 1999
i see, said the blind man to the man that could not hear.
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Plain ole Pat Posted Jun 29, 1999
Can you please turn the lights up, I'm having trouble hearing
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msmonsy Posted Jun 30, 1999
ahhhh! thank-you that is much better. now on with your story! 
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Plain ole Pat Posted Jun 30, 1999
the story shall start - tomorrow! For that is when the adventures begin. or should it be the adventure begins? Hmmmm, the begins adventure? venture been adding gin? Gin and juice? juice and cookies? cookies and milk? MILK and OREO's ok, now I know what is for dinner at least
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msmonsy Posted Jun 30, 1999
mmmmmmmmm!!! can i join you ? sounds great, but can we have the gin with the cookies? it would, i am sure, be a much more entertaining dinner.
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msmonsy Posted Jul 1, 1999
i'm waiting, you promised me a story and i DEMAND a story, so let's have it now or i may be forced to write my own and we would not want that trust me.
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Plain ole Pat Posted Jul 8, 1999
something about nudity and demanding stories springs to mind, but too much bachelor party springs to mind. but did I even spell this correctly?
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