h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well here I am. Sitting. Here. Staring again at the terminal that houses all the tiny little magical fairies that seem to get this "Computer" to work for me. Almost like being enslaved to me. Yah-HA! I rule over the worthless drones of computingdom.

Lately I've just been here and there. Dealing with all the comings an goings in life. Dealing with the opposite sex. And dealing with the after affects of alcohol and not enough sleep. But on to work trying to figure it all out.  

you mean the little fairies in your computer work for you?? mine don't, all they ever seem to be able to do is freeze my computer or throw error messages at me! it can't be that i am doing something wrong, it has to be that the worker fairies are all on strike or were hired by my ex-husband to play cruel jokes on me, yea, that's what it is, a cruel joke

Well, as you can guess these fairies are only stored within my monitor. Nobody elses! And don't get any sly ideas about using ninja skills to steal my magical monitor! Whew! Now that is said, I command you fairies type! Type! TYPE!

oh please, if i asked real nicely could you spare just one fairy for me, i promise to take good care of it and if you would like i would return it after a short time. it is just that i would so enjoy having my computer work for me for a change, so won't you please consider my plea and allow me to borrow just one small fairy, you can choose which one it is, i won't be picky, after all beggers can't be choosers now can they?