h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do the females like the words of wisdom, or "mistake" them for garbage?

Just kidding

Actually, insightfull drunken prose is the new wave in bar talk, you may not know this but you can actually gauge the intelligence of people in your eyes with this method. And it really is a slick way of picking up females. As in my last quote I received alot of feedback on this, "Johnny is a human, but why does he act like a monkey?", now you must be saying to yourself "What the hell does this mean?", It does not really mean anything just the thoughts of a drunken bastard trying to get people to think. If you brought a voice recorder to a bar or pub on a wild night you could probably get alot of such words of wisdom. It is a ripe time to pluck the minds of those around you when their inhibitions are dropped and you see straight to their drunken intellect.

you must be drinking at this very moment. of course the spooky thing is i found myself ready this entry and then going on to read others, you must have something these huh?