h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 Do I procrastinate?. Do you need an answer right now? Well, lemme think about that and get back to you later O.K? I don't want to make a snap decision after all!.
Why do I have time to do this now, when I have a million more important things to do? It's all a question of motivation I suppose. The good thing about procrastination, as my brother pointed out, is that if you wait long enough, you'll only have one option left! It gets rid of all that tedious decision making stress. Instead, in it's place, you can get a dose of pure panic when you sense the walls closing in, and time running out. Ahhhh, nothing makes you feel more alive! Yeah, Right!
Anyway, I better get something done now, I can almost feel the walls closing in. Remind me to do a piece on motivation, and remind me to give you the answer about that procrastination stuff.

After thinking about it for a while I have finally decided to ask you why you call yourself Napier?

I come from Napier, New Zealand

Hi, sorry I haven't checked my page in months...really. I've been procrastinating! Anyway, it's a concatenation...is that the correct word?...of my first and last name, and it sounds cool. So what's napier like?

Napier, a city of 55,000 people situated on the East Coast of the North Island of Godzone (New Zealand).

Destroyed by an earthquake in 1931, Napier was completely rebuilt in the Art Deco style of the 30s. The buildings have been renovated in their original style and colours and the city looks stunning.

...and you are from?