h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've witten so many of thess damn entrrries an' I don' think annyyyyyone likes em at aw. All I'm thriyn to do is make the hishiker guithe bedder. Thasaw. But no one wansa put ma entree in the gaide. Ohwew I'll jus sit an DWINK. And chase da
wittle bunnies
awand.

I'm sorry, the voice recognition device picked up a bit more than it was supposed to. heh...heh.

Funny, I thought that was just your accent.

Ever notice how if you are famous, you can murder someone and you won't even be fined $50? Oh, you might be put on "probation" (GASP!) but that's about it. We all have rights, but if everyone knows who you are, you have more of them.

My accent? Hey!

Yah, that's true... muy mal. Pisses me off. And people say it's because they can afford the lawyers....but if I killed someone and had the same lawyer as some famous person, I doubt that the "quality" defense won't make a difference...

here i am responding because you said please. escribes es buen. although it could be more descriptive. but overall innovative and creative.

heh heh trying to throw me off with the spanish, eh? I live on the border, hon

Yo se que puedo escribir con un calidad que sociedad no encontra en la vida dia por dia. Con este poder, quiero desarollar como un escritor famoso y volver un millionario, o mas, si es possible. Voy a surpasar el Bill Gates con mi riqueza, y nadie va a querer hacer risa de mis talentes.
(I know that I am able to write with a quality that society doesn't find in day-to-day life. With this power/ability, I would like to develop myself as a famous writer and become/turn into a millionaire, or more, if it is possible. I will surpass Bill Gates with my riches, and no one will want to laugh at my talents. )

I'm really full of it sometimes. Thanks for reading my article though, I thought that everyone was just ignoring it

You should have made me translate it, it would have helped me improve my spanish.

Here you go:

Tengo que trasducir este obra de Fenchurch porque cuand hago eso es buen practica. Amarillo porque hielo no tiene wesos.

The last sentence does't really make sense...

Tengo que trasducir este obra de Fenchurch porque cuand hago eso es buen practica. Amarillo porque hielo no tiene wesos.

I have to translate the words of fenchurch because when i do that it is good practice. Yellow because ice has no (i don't know what wesos are).

you are right that last sentence didn't make sense, i am only in spanishI right now, so forgive me for any mistakes.

Hehe well obra means work of art, and wesos are bones. Actually, you do pretty good for 1...I'm in spanish 9 I wonder if there is a guide entry on spanish...hmm...would you like to help me throw one together?